Stuck in the Time War

they-call-me-wonder-woman:

h0odrich:

It’s mad depressing when u eat the last piece of candy but you didn’t look at the bag and realize it was the last one so you could truly appreciate it for what it was worth

This speaks to me on a deep emotional level.

stanley-darsh:

i want to:

• wear and have your clothes
• couple cosplay with you
• go to the beach with you
• cuddle with you
• give you little kissies
• hug you
• have lil date nights and days with you
• have ice cream together UuU

flamiekitten:

Sherlock comes back and John is very, very angry. He refuses to move back in with him. Sherlock is alone at Baker Street, he suddenly gets a phonecall. It’s John. He immediately answers.

“John-? What is it, are you ok—”

“I still hate you.”

John hangs up.

This continues for weeks. John only calls Sherlock to tell him he’s still angry. Sherlock answers each and every time anyway.

Then, one day.

“Yes, John, I get it, you still ha—”

“I miss you.”

mycroft-holmes-approves:

sodamnrelatable:

Diet ideas: Eat whatever you want, and if anyone tries to lecture you about your weight, eat them too.

sketchlock:

attains:

attains:

if i were a murderer i’d be the febreze murderer and lead my victims blindfolded to undisclosed locations and i’d ask them what they smelled and they’d be like “omg ocean air and tulips” and then i’d rip off the blindfold and it would be A PILE OF THE BODIES OF MY PREVIOUS VICTIMS

my mom made me go to a therapist because of this

whatnycusedtobe:

once i was having a sleepover and it was like three in the morning and my friend just says ‘what if there was a store just for food?’ 

then three minutes later she blurted out ‘grocery store’ 

(Source: aprilfuckingdwyer)