Tom trying to do math.
he is a potato
a perfect potato
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA LITERALLY ME
It’s okay. I’ll do the math for you.
this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
Can I cash that in somewhere?
i want to:
- wear and have your clothes
- couple cosplay with you
- go to the beach with you
- cuddle with you
- give you little kissies
- hug you
- have lil date nights and days with you
- have ice cream together UuU
Sherlock comes back and John is very, very angry. He refuses to move back in with him. Sherlock is alone at Baker Street, he suddenly gets a phonecall. It’s John. He immediately answers.
“John-? What is it, are you ok—”
“I still hate you.”
John hangs up.
This continues for weeks. John only calls Sherlock to tell him he’s still angry. Sherlock answers each and every time anyway.
Then, one day.
“Yes, John, I get it, you still ha—”
“I miss you.”
Been WAITING for this!!
if i were a murderer i’d be the febreze murderer and lead my victims blindfolded to undisclosed locations and i’d ask them what they smelled and they’d be like “omg ocean air and tulips” and then i’d rip off the blindfold and it would be A PILE OF THE BODIES OF MY PREVIOUS VICTIMS
my mom made me go to a therapist because of this